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CharlieG


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Posted - 06/08/2008 :  07:09:37  Show Profile Send CharlieG a Private Message  Reply with Quote
THE LAWS OF GOLF (FEEL FREE TO ADD ADDITIONAL LAWS)

LAW 1: NO MATTER HOW BAD YOUR LAST SHOT WAS, YOU SHOULD HAVE INNER PEACE KNOWING THAT AN EVEN WORSE SHOT IS YET TO COME.

LAW 2: YOUR BEST ROUND OF GOLF EVER WILL BE FOLLOWED ALMOST IMMEDIATELY BY YOUR WORST ROUND EVER.

( THE PROBABILITY OF THE LATTER INCREASES WITH THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE YOU TELL ABOUT THE FORMER)

LAW 3: BRAND NEW GOLF BALLS ARE “WATER MAGNETIC”

LAW 4: GOLF BALLS NEVER BOUNCE OFF TREES BACK INTO PLAY. IF ONE DOES, THE TREE IS BREAKING A LAW OF THE UNIVERSE AND SHOULD BE CUT DOWN.

LAW 5: NO MATTER WHAT CAUSES A GOLFER TO MUFF A SHOT, ALL HIS PLAYING PARTNERS MUST SOLEMLY CHANT “YOU LOOKED UP”.

LAW 6: EVERY PAR THREE HOLE HAS A SECRET DESIRE TO HUMILIATE GOLFERS. THE SHORTER THE HOLE, THE GREATER ITS DESIRE.

LAW 7: A GOLFER HITTING INTO YOUR GROUP WILL ALWAYS BE BIGGER THAN ANYONE IN YOUR GROUP.

LAW 8: GOLF BALLS FROM THE SAME “SLEEVE” TEND TO FOLLOW ONE ANOTHER, PARTICULARLY OUT OF BOUNDS OR INTO THE WATER.

LAW 9: A SEVERE SLICE IS A THING OF AWESOME POWER AND BEAUTY.

LAW 10: A BALL YOU CAN SEE IN THE ROUGH FROM 50 YARDS AWAY IS NOT YOURS.

Charlie
Fairways and Greens
3 Day School 2007

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